Dick towel is a functional andual towel! Brought to you by Mac, Dennis and Charlie of It s Always Sunny in Philadelphia..Search. Menu Cart . Search. Dick Towel As seen on It s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. As seen on It s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Home ‘ Girl Dick Towel .JIELAI TRADING HOT SALE CM CM Reactive Printedy Design Cool Soft Velour. Velour Dick Beach Towel Funny Gag Gift Towel Cotton Piece, INCH x INCH cm x. You don t have to be a It s Always Sunny Philadelphia” fan to love this .The Dick Towel is a towel with a on the front and an ass on the back, created by Mac in the episode “Paddy s Pub Home of the Original Kitten Mittens..